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Welcome to the Entertainment of Fun & Games; Fun & Downloadable, Fun & Smart, Fun & Supportive, Fun & Comedic, and Fun & Poopy - Window for the Main Links Listing of Favorite Online Fun & Games; with Comedy Entertainment, Jokes, Downloads, Trivia, Quizzes, Toys, Laughing & Pooping in Pants..

Speaking of Poop, what's with the poopy face?! ☁ ☂ Boy do you need to be here right now!

We are one of the rare sites that list Fun & Game Featured Favorite Links, separate from Comics & Cartoons; that deserve to be listed in the Main Ecodox Menu (under “C” of course), with 2 Windows devoted just to their comical presence. Some of them are so funny you may be pooping ☁ in your pants after reading them.

☁ Have you ever pooped yourself before - just from laughing?; like some kids with Gas (and the giggles)?, me either but many have I'm sure. ☁ I hope they all come here and than there will be some major "pooping in pants" up in here.. ☁. Or maybe not; but you won’t forget to laugh at some point, and some of the stuff from here will simply make you smile for a long while (or at least make you forget your troubles for a short while). Your Kids are always welcome also, because right now "Kids with Gas, Eat Free!"

Hello this is Arishmary and I'm not in, I'm at ecodox building a site that makes everyone at ease & smile, but leave a message and I'll call you back. Muawwww!!Everything else having to do with Fun & Games Online is found here, and through the sites linked you will still find many Entertainment features of Comics & Cartoons; for instance, visiting a link to a site for Jokes - might have you also notice comics and cartoons featured at that site, but here the only feature displayed is the link to the Joke site. The same comes and goes for Download sites, Quiz Sites, Game sites and others,, Get it?, Got it?, Good..

You won’t be wasting time here that’s for sure, we have no Porn here, it’s such a waste of time and extremely overrated. Why play with yourself when you can play with us right here? Many people are just wasting time online looking at Porn and playing with themselves, here you may get aroused, but there's no porn. I wonder how many people are looking at Porn right now (never mind thinking about or having sex, spending money on it all the time, catching diseases, committing sex crimes, having abortions, etc)?

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Hello this is Arishmary and I'm not in, I'm at ecodox building a site that makes everyone at ease & smile, but leave a message and I'll call you back. Muawwww!!Well, I guess Internet Porn can even be funny, but I don't think it makes you laugh your head off. Oh speaking of laughing your head off; Here's a Question. "What goes Ha!, Ha! Ha!" and then "PLOP!?" The Answer: Me laughing my Head right off! Hahaha!! Heeheehee! Knock Knock! “Who’s There?" Manuel! "Manuel who?" Man you well better sit down for the following Knock Knock Jokes.

Do you know who invented the first famous silly Knock Knock Jokes? His name was Jonathan Right Knock III and I don’t know if he was the knocker on a door, or the butler that answers a door, but when he first thought of them, was he sick of a door?

They’re not complex jokes that take lots of attention, memory or understanding and they’re not always that funny, but sometimes in life you will find yourself wishing you had one ready. They’re cute, they’re not offensive, they’re easy to say in public and people appreciate the effort of you making people smile.

Hello this is Arishmary and I'm not in, I'm at ecodox building a site that makes everyone at ease & smile, but leave a message and I'll call you back. Muawwww!!Click to Knock Open a Page of Super Knock Knock Jokes Pages @knock-knock-jokes.bizThere’s also a great Knock Knock Specialty site to visit called “Knock-Knock-Jokes.biz.” They have an incredible collection of over 8,000 knock knock jokes that will make you laugh until you forget who is knocking at the door. By clicking the Gold Door Knocker image on the right; you'll Pop Open their site and find the funniest Knock Knock jokes for when you need them.

So it’s time to Knock Knock!, with all sorts of great online collected Knock Knock Jokes. The following Knock Knock Jokes were borrowed by online sources, and these sources will be linked after each joke to more of the world‘s, funniest, silliest, wackiest, stupidest, and most annoying knock-knock jokes ever told. I placed them in the following table of two columns with 10 rows each = equalling just 20 Jokes; then further down the page (after the main links listing), there will be 20 more.

Knock Knock Jokes / Collection One
Knock Knock! Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? No! Kanga roo! - KnockKnockJoke.com Knock Knock! Who's there? Zippy. Zippy Who? Zippy dee-doo-dah, zippy dee day! - KnockKnockJoke.com
Knock Knock! Who's there? Trixie. Trixie who? Trixie couldn't do because he was a really really bad magician! - KnockKnockJoke.com Knock Knock! Who's there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door! Someone could break in. - KnockKnockJoke.com
Knock Knock! Who's there? Nadia. Nadia who? Just Nadia head if you understand what I'm saying. - KnockKnockJoke.com Knock Knock! Who's there? Island. Island who? Island on your roof with my parachute. - KnockKnockJoke.com
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No silly, cows go MOOO! - Jokes'nJokes.net Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me! - Jokes'nJokes.net
Knock, knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better. - Jokes'nJokes.net Knock, knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot is caught in the door. - Jokes'nJokes.net
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly. - Jokes'nJokes.net Knock, knock. Who's there? Tick. Tick who? Tick 'em up. I'm a tig tad towboy! - Jokes'nJokes.net
Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Your welcome! - Funology.com Knock Knock. Who's there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for coming! - Funology.com
Knock, knock. Whos there? Isabell. Isabell who? Is a bell necessary on a bike? - Funology.com Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Oh Sorry, I made you sneeze. - Funology.com
Knock Knock! Who's there? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time you opened this door! - FunnyGamesBizJokes Knock Knock! Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy and Joe who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let's Joe places! - FunnyGamesBizJokes
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia been away I missed you ! - FreeFunnyJokes Knock Knock Who’s there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you ! - FreeFunnyJokes

Hello this is Arishmary and I'm not in, I'm at ecodox building a site that makes everyone at ease & smile, but leave a message and I'll call you back. Muawwww!!Some people are really good at funny writing or telling jokes, some are really good in giving jokes (gags), and some people are just so damn funny all the time; all of the people running the following sites are those kinds of people, so enjoy and thank you for visiting.

Being Funny is an Art! Jokes online are different than Jokes heard from people offline; who try to show a personality but just can not. Also online, you don’t have to listen to the whole joke being told from someone with no personality, and you don’t have to pretend to laugh either..

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Click to check them out.Is that the phone ringing? Just let the machine pick up. "Hello and thanks for Calling us today." Click the picture of the answering machine; If you have many friends calling you on the telephone and you yourself have an answering machine. Because wouldn't it be great to have a funny message waiting for everybody after calling you and getting your answering machine instead of you?

You can always pick up the line if all they’re doing is laughing in response, but if you’re tired of what’s on it and you haven’t changed it over all these years, “Aha.com” has pages full of great ideas to spice up your answering machine, or you can just read them and have a laugh without putting them on your machine. Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Just kidding but I’m not there.

I'm playing games and looking at silly websites darling!! I'll be there in a minute!

Actually I don't have time to play games, but you may; or if you have kids I know they like the games. Games are fun, but my favorite game would be a mind game of some silly sort with one of your kids.

But you know, it's hard to play games and enjoy a nice conversation, and I would rather have a nice conversation over any game any day.

I especially hate any game with shooting in it, if the shooting is at animals, creatures or people. However if the conversation is full of the other not so fun “games that people play", then ya I’d rather play computer games or the games the kids enjoy. Perhaps with your kids and no mind games.


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Click the Logo to enter Silly Jokes via ConsequencesArseteroids - Arse Race - Fartmatic 5000 - Farting Nun Organ - 1812 Overture - Hawaii Five-O - Rock, Paper Scissors - Burnin Pon - HeBeBe - HeBeBe BooBoo - Dancing Blair - Tetris - Quick Quiz - Famous Visitors And that’s just Free Games & Fun over at Sillyjokes. Also: Practical Jokes, Party Supplies, Props & Gifts, Fancy Dress & Much More. Click the Logo to enter Silly Jokes via Consequences.

Question: "What goes pitter patter pitter patter; in the night times, and is not a little mousie?" Answer: "Me Arishmary, when I'm walking around in the night, looking out for little mousies." That's just one example of a simple silly riddle. A riddle is a statement, question or image having a double or veiled meaning, put forth as a puzzle to be solved.

Riddles are of two types: enigmas, which are problems generally expressed in metaphorical or allegorical language that require ingenuity and careful thinking for their solution, and conundrums, which are questions relying for their effects on punning in either the question or the answer.

Not only a website with Quizzes but also a Network Community of Riddles, Logic Puzzles, Scrambles, Word Play and more. Made from many people from all over the world.

Trivia's are: (as said in Wikipedia); "The trivia (singular trivium, adjective trivial) are the three lower Artes Liberales, i.e. grammar, rhetoric and logic. These were the topics of basic education, foundational to the quadrivia of higher education, and hence the material of basic education, of interest only to undergraduates. The word trivia was also used to describe a place where three roads met in Ancient Rome."

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Or: "trivium - trivium [trívvi əm] - (plural trivia [trív vi ə]) n // Less important liberal arts: grammar, logic, and rhetoric, three of the seven liberal arts that formed the basis of medieval university study, traditionally considered to be less important than the other four." See also quadrivium @ Encarta ® World English Dictionary.

A quiz is a form of game or mind sport in which the players (as individuals or in teams) attempt to answer questions correctly. Quizzes are also brief assessments used in education and similar fields to measure growth in knowledge, abilities, and/or skills. Quizzes are usually scored in points and many quizzes are designed to determine a winner from a group of participants - usually the participant with the highest score.

Today's Psychology Quiz
Mouseover Green Balls for Answers

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Are you smarter than a 5 year old or a 10 year old? Okay smarty pants, If you think you know it all, you’re never wrong, oh you’re just so marvellous aren’t you?!! Well some of us don’t know as much as you do, and some of us just don’t even know or want to know, but then there are those of us who want to know as much as we can. We can always find out at the sites listed in the main links listing above and test our knowledge at the same time.

◆ What am I talking about? QUIZZES, RIDDLES, BRAIN TEASERS, STIMULATORS, EDUCATORS, THINK ABOUT ITS, PONDERING PERPLEXITIES and so much more, all in the main links listing above. Unless you’re wanting to play a little Hangmen for a break? ♌ If you don’t know Hangmen, just avoid hanging yourself by figuring out the word that is hiding from you in the row of dashes. Every time you‘re wrong with the letter of the word you guess (and place in that box), you‘re closer to getting hung. What ever that means?♌

Hangman

Wikipedia Encyclopedia / Hangman Overview, History, Strategy & more. "The word to guess is represented by a row of dashes, giving the number of letters and category of the word. Hangman /ˈhæŋmæn/ is a paper and pencil guessing game for two or more players. One player thinks of a word, phrase or sentence and the other tries to guess it by suggesting letters." ♌

There are those of you; I imagine would think “Who is Hangmen? What? Why? Where? Educators, think about it's? I don't know, who Cares?”, right? Well, many do care and this is why I made this window. The many who do care are also super fun people who like to read jokes, and riddles, rhymes and limericks (but they can read they‘re not just Jokers), and they will play Hangmen for a break.

We can all read right? Wrong, and some can but don’t have time or patients & I understand that, so this is for those who want some quizzes to participate in (and riddles to figure out), in turn they will test their knowledge & brain power on some subjects or issues or people or places etc.

Riddles & Quizzes can be Easy, Medium or Hard and you choose which one. So visit these Fancy Shmancy Quizaholic, Riddling, Joking & Brain Teasing entertaining places I have linked above and have a blast. Question: “What goes boom!, yet is not made out of explosives?” Answer: “The fun sound effect in words - in the mind, when clicking in the sites listed!”


Knock Knock Jokes / Collection Two
Knock Knock Who’s there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap ! - FreeFunnyJokes Knock Knock Who’s there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my momma ! - FreeFunnyJokes
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles. - FunnyGamesBizJokes Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here. - FunnyGamesBizJokes
Knock Knock! Who's there? Issue. Issue who? Issue glad to see me??? - Funology.com Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? I see London I see France, I see everyone's underpants! - Funology.com
Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben wondering what you're up to? - Funology.com Knock Knock. Who's There? Shelby. Shelby Who? Shelby coming round the mountain... Funology.com
Knock, knock. Who's there? Toby. Toby Who? Toby or not to be! - Jokes'nJokes.net Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! - Jokes'nJokes.net
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Phyllis. Philis who? Philis up a cup of water please! - Jokes'nJokes.net Knock, knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out! - Jokes'nJokes.net
Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size! - Jokes'nJokes.net Knock, knock! Who's there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew all over the wall! - Jokes'nJokes.net
Knock Knock! Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? Falafel Off his bike and hurt his knee! - KnockKnockJoke.com Knock Knock! Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up! - KnockKnockJoke.com
Knock Knock! Who's there? Formosa. Formosa who? Formosa the summer I was away on my holiday. - KnockKnockJoke.com Knock Knock! Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla cheese sandwich for me please and I'll be right in. - KnockKnockJoke.com
Knock Knock! Who's there? Reed. Reed who? Reed between the lines. - KnockKnockJoke.com Knock Knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice get any better? - KnockKnockJoke.com

I laid in bed looking up at the stars & thought to myself, "OMG Where's the ceiling?" So with no ceiling, I don’t have to limit my life to one joke told per week. What about you?

Everyday (despite all the bad news in the world & concerns of the heart), I think up happier things. Ed and I come up at a whim with Funny jokes, but then I’m not near the computer so I never remember them long enough to post them for you.

No worry though, other people have written theirs down and put them online, so I’ll just go and get them for you to place here over time.. My own jokes section for our personal ones featured in a window by themselves, will come after I work on the “Show Arishmary Canada window. It’ll be a Big Boot, I mean Big Hoot!!

Jokes can be those things that are funny, with or without trying to be funny, to be funny. People try to be serious so much while going about their lives, but they don’t realize how funny they’re looking or acting or speaking sometimes. If you tell a joke that’s funny; people laugh, and if you tell a joke that’s not funny people usually still laugh at how it’s not funny.

If you tell a joke to someone who is socially awkward, uneducated or immature, it might not be as funny as how they look and act after you tell the joke to them and they never get it. People with speech impediments or someone still talking with all their nationality accents interconnected; can also be funny to listen to.

Then like me, there are those who are funny when they speak, because we speak so different than anyone you’ve ever heard. To explain this I would need Thesis-Literature space to write more, and there is not in this window, but to make it brief;

My heart is younger as I get older, I have ways of childhood memories that keep me alive with action, I have a Love for different people that stay inside me and kill me - to a point where all I can do is try and laugh. Try and make my sweetie laugh. Try and spread the joy and try to make my young heart stay young forever - oh boy...

Did you hear the one about...

Sometimes in my home I’m laughing through the threads of my inner material (it’s called Laughing in stitches), and it’s after laughing my head off from some of the things we say around here. It’s so nice to have someone you love with you sharing laughter and jokes, I recommend it.

When I was a kid in public school I used to keep track of good jokes by writing them all down on a Bristol board or architect’s paper, so that I could bring them to school and share them with my friends at recess (the break time in the day before lunch hour). When I was a kid I smiled so much that people thought I was always joking or up to “something no good,” but it was just because I always smiled around people; and they never met anyone who did that (I must have been up to something like they thought of their own kids).

That was before I knew about all the different kinds of people there was and how among the real ones; there are the fakes. But even a phoney fake person likes a good joke, it’s just that if everyone likes it, they tell them that they made it up.

But it’s okay, most of the time; fake people are found out for their imposter-ior (imposter + posterior) way of life, and become a pitiful "head in Ass example" of enjoyment from inner laughter for the person that realizes & still interacts with them.

The Daily Show - Comedy Central.comI enjoy watching people, and when you can enjoy in such a pace that you have time to analyze and comprehend things beyond others grasps, as they are speaking, it becomes also, funny.

Many people don’t realize it but being uneducated may be bad, but it is damn funny. I mean just look at all the Political Candidates that are cruel, conservative, ignorant, and constantly lying; they make it on funny comedy shows like Jon Stewart and Colbert, and Bill Maher, so that means they are funny.

I'm not in no way encouraging anyone to be funny in way of Ignorance and deceptively repetitive Deceitfulness; but it is funny (especially pitiful funny), when comically tracked.

Speaking of Tracking, try and track this following sentence if you can.. With many of my friends I have always had some sort of comical borderline hilarious story to tell (true & false, mine & not mine); a wordplay joke or two, a good humoured piece of advice, something witty something wacky, funny faces, childlike attention grabbing behaviour, sudden dance steps, jokes I knew as a child and so much more (either a greater number than before, than average, or than something else).

I like when people are happy and laughing and talking and singing, because to much of the time our own friends and family members are sad and lonely, but then you find out why? And then you remember the other people in the world that are really sad and lonely - that are not our friends and family - and are tortured daily; screaming and crying and suffering in ways many people don’t even know about (including the one you‘re talking to, about their own problems).

Of course it would not be funny if this idiot was the US President again.“I lost my Credit card. I’m gonna loose the house. They took away the car. My son is a criminal. My life is a bore.” Well yes that’s for sure if those are the problems, but all those reasons and those that are similar, are not reasons at all that knock on my door. I have concerns of the world, that the political leaders are not configuring to figure; how to deal with the real problems of the world. So that makes me enjoy Political Jokes as a release of pent up political frustrations.

Political Humor / Political Quotes
A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250. The second is a Democrat Brain, priced at $275. The third is a Republican Brain, priced at $5,000,000. The Guy asks the sales clerk,"Man, why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?" Clerk replies,"Well, sir, that brain has never been used. A penny saved is . . . a government oversight. - Unknown.
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Bill Maher; “Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.”
Bill Maher; "If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain."
Bill Maher; "Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only ones who won't take anything on faith?"
Bill Maher; “The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."
Bill Maher; “Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?”
Bill Maher; “We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.”
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Conan O'Brien; "Barack and Michelle Obama are looking for a church in Washington to attend. Apparently, the Obamas ask every prospective pastor the same question: 'Have you ever been videotaped screaming 'God damn America!'?"
Conan O'Brien; "Barack Obama was joined on stage by Bruce Springsteen in Ohio on Sunday. There was one tense moment when somebody in the audience yelled out, 'Born in the USA!' And Obama said, 'For the last time, yes, damnit, I was!"
Conan O'Brien; "Last night, after Barack Obama was declared the winner, President Bush called Obama, promised to work with him to guarantee a smooth transition. Yeah. Yeah, when we heard this, Obama said, 'Thanks, but you've done enough."
Conan O'Brien; "Speaking of Barack Obama, earlier this week in Colorado, Barack Obama gave a speech in the middle of a rodeo ring. Yeah. Obama began his speech in the rodeo by saying, 'Hello, I am what is known as a black guy.''
Conan O'Brien; "Speaking of Sarah Palin, she said she's a life-long member of the National Rifle Association. Which may explain why she's in favor of shotgun weddings."
Conan O'Brien; "The other day, a guy who played a game of basketball against Barack Obama said that Obama spent the whole game trash talking. He also said Obama’s trash talking is 'eloquent, high-minded, and inspirational."
Congress: Where a person gets up to speak, has nothing to say, nobody listens, then everyone disagrees. - Unknown.
Craig Kilborn; "President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that."
Doug Larso; Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Gore Vidal; Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either
I got a letter from my congressman deploring how America has become a throw-away society--but I threw it away. - Unknown.
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Jay Leno; "Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs?"
Jay Leno; "Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary was born outside Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger."
Jay Leno; "Former President George Bush marked his 80th birthday by jumping out of a plane. In a related story, O.J. Simpson marked the 10th anniversary of the murders by jumping out of the bushes."
Jay Leno; "President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike."
Jay Leno; "Sarah Palin's campaign made three stops today - Saks, Neiman Marcus, Bloomingdale's"
Jay Leno; "To prepare for the VP debate, Sarah Palin's been out at John McCain's place in Arizona; she said that looking at the desert gave her a real feel for the Middle East."
Jon Stewart; "After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born."
Jon Stewart; “I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
Jon Stewart; “If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.”
Jon Stewart; "I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days."
Jon Stewart; "President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth."
Jon Stewart; “Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
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Lewis Black; “And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to yea' - but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.”
Lewis Black; “A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!'
Lewis Black; “In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.”
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Mack McGinnis; Artificial hearts are nothing new. Politicians have had them for years.
Mum Responds: What makes you think our son will be a politician? Dad Answers: He says more things that sound good and mean nothing than any other boy on the block. - Unknown.
Osama bin Laden goes to a psychic who says "You will die on an American holiday" Needless to say bin Laden is shocked. "Which one?" he asks. "Doesn't matter", says the psychic. "Whatever day you die will become an American holiday." - Unknown.
PJ O'Rourke; When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. - Unknown.
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Rick Mercer; "Do the unexpected. Take 20 minutes out of your day, do what young people all over the world are dying to do: vote."
Rick Mercer; “If the United States were a 35-year-old man, I think he'd be in a mental institution. Violent tendencies - delusions of grandeur - medicated heavily.”
Rick Mercer; "It's no longer good enough for us to tell kids who are different that it's gonna get better. We have to make it better now."
Rick Mercer; "You know, we have main English language parties, federalist parties, and traditionally the ones to watch would be the Conservatives, who form the government, and then the Liberals."
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Stephen Colbert; ''Americans are all angry — angry about lost savings, angry at failed corporations and angry at their meds for keeping them from getting as angry as they want to be.''
Stephen Colbert; "Folks, the President needs a break. He’s like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don’t recharge his batteries, he can’t suck."
Stephen Colbert; “Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult:If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.” - Book: I am America .
Stephen Colbert; “If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
Stephen Colbert; "Now, I don’t see color. People tell me I’m white and I believe them because police officers call me “sir”.
Stephen Colbert; “There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.”
Stephen Colbert; "There’s nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell. Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals."
Stephen Colbert; “Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!” - Book: I am America .
Will Rogers: There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers also said; "The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected." Political Jokes are my Favorite, and these days there’s many of them, as are the Political Jokes that run for office & senate seats. Ronald Reagan was quoted saying; "The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

Will Rogers also said; "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." Bill Maher was Quoted Saying; "If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Question: Why don't we ever hear of a thief stealing from a politician's house? Answer: Professional courtesy. Politics can make you angry, but political jokes can make you laugh at the ones that make you angry. That’s why I make sure I never miss a taping of The Daily Show & The Colbert Report (not to mention Bill Maher). Even though they are American political satirists, writers, television hosts, actors, media critics and stand-up comedians, they are still telling the news about the “Jokes & Jokers” that run for office and congress.

The laughing stocks of the USA that make & pass some of the laws and bills they have, while laughing at us, in turn do not have us laughing but more like crying. Because the Canadian Run Harper Government System and with all their departments and control, are jokes here in Canada as well (with the joke always being on the Canadian citizens).

Wait a minute, this is suppose to be a funny window.. I don’t want you to think I’m upset because Haha ha, hee hee, I’m not. I must admit; at this age, I don’t just smile and Laugh when it suits others anymore, now I need to see funny if you want me to appear funny. Otherwise they wouldn’t understand.

And people’s ignorance is just not funny anymore for me, not after knowing what‘s happening in the world. If we can laugh instead of cry, we can stay in control and not fall apart, we do something for others and we can encourage everyone. To take action against the corruption and crimes of government and other leaders of the world. We are a sad world now that need only to Love and Laugh.

There are some great Joke places to visit and some that serve us "jokes of the day" for you to read via the Main Links Listing above. They're all there to give you a boost to start you laughing so that you will not be crying. Don’t think of the sadness of the world, think of the funny within the world or the fun enjoyment things you can do about the issues that are making you sad.

I know you can’t get into laughing when you hurt, but when you’re hurting and ready for that boost to have you stop being hurt, it’s time to laugh at some of the jokes we have here. Hey! Did you hear the one about the boy that threw his butter out of the window? Ya, he wanted to see the butter-fly! Hahaha heehee. Lol, PLOP!! Enjoy.

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Comedy & Jokes, Fun & Games, Quizzes & Downloads, could also be found in various other Categories through out the sites listed inside the main Welcome Index Menu.

There are those other featured sites that offer some fun comical times by having their own Fun & Games; Fun & Jokes, Fun & Download Pages about what ever it is their site is about (regardless of the site being a more serious one or not). Make sure to check them out because some of them will not be listed in this window.

I better stop now before I start up again putting more jokes or telling more jokes than I have on this window already. Have I told jokes, or have I been more humorous with my writing? Does it make a difference, because through most situations their usually is something that is funny for someone.

So before I go,, Can you read 1000 jokes in one day? Well thank you for liking my writing (or the way I would be talking or blogging to you), but what are you still doing reading my writing?

The majority of the sites linked here have hundreds of thousands of jokes (or higher) each, so get going it‘s time to get your laugh on. Because You know?,, In life; there can be heavy trials and tribulations (or extreme and grave danger), but eventually something makes you laugh at some point after. Well, bye bye, and one more thing, I'm glad you didn't have a Pooping In Pants. Hahaha, heheee, LOL. XOXO

- Yours Truly; Ari R. Kolman

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